Dennis

Take a metre each of red and black fleece, divide and cut each piece into 4 identical strips (the whole width of the fabric), sow 7 boring long seams (the width of the fabric after all), topstitch/flatlock/coverstitch 9 horrendously slow times (to hold your seam alowance open and finish the ends), yelp with relief that it’s over as you stretch out your back and shoulders, go upstairs, put the new throw/blanket on the bed of the number 1 Dennis the Menace fan in your life, get a winning smile and a hug in return that will see you through all the yaking of bedtime, however politely but firmly refuse any request to take a catapult to bed…